WAH LAO EH!!!!
MY HOUSE THERE GOT BOMB SIAH!!!!
u noe? That construction site I've been complaining about? Everyone must have heard about it by now.. Nah.. If you haven't, I give you link to the story. Don't say I say wan.
But then hor.. I tell you.. basket siah! I wasn't home for the explosion loh!! wah lao.. according to the article hor.. they do the bomb halfway.. WAH! ASPLODED LEH!!!
Jitao most exciting thing since the stabbing of 2009 and I wasn't there to see it..
Article still say such thing verrrry rare loh!!! RARE LEH!! And I miss loh!! wah piang.. tomorrow buy the beh pio sure jump number wan loh.. piang....
jitao ksun
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
BREAKING NEWS!
This just in as breaking news..
Murder at NTU
and shortly after... this came in
Disclaimer: I really think what happened in NTU is tragic...
almost as tragic as what Straits Times Online considers breaking news
Murder at NTU
and shortly after... this came in
Disclaimer: I really think what happened in NTU is tragic...
almost as tragic as what Straits Times Online considers breaking news
Chinese Ki Siao
Hello everybody, I hope you are doing well. A relative of mine has forwarded this very helpful article to me. My relative says that it is handy to know this in case someone you know has a stroke. I shall share it with all of you now.
患了中風，腦部的微血管，
> 會慢慢的破裂，遇到這種情形，千萬別慌，
> 患者無論在什麼地方(不管是浴室、臥房或客廳），
> 千萬不可搬動他。
> 因為，如果移動，會加速微血管的破裂?。
>
所以要先原地把患者扶起坐穩以防止再摔倒，這時才開始（放血）。!
! !
> 家中如有專為注射用的針，當然最好，
> 如果沒有，就拿縫衣用的銅針，
> 或是大頭針，用火燒一下消毒，
> 就在患者的十個手指頭尖兒
> （沒有固定穴道，大約距離手指甲一分之處）
> 刺上去，要刺出血來?(萬一血不出來，可用手擠），
> 等十個手指頭都流出血來(每指一滴)，
> 大約幾分鐘之後，患者就會自然清醒!!
> 如果嘴也歪了，就拉他的耳? 楚A把耳朵拉紅，
> 在兩耳的耳垂兒的部位，各刺兩針，
> 也各流兩滴血，幾分鐘以後，嘴就恢復原狀了。
> 等患者一切恢復正常感覺沒有異狀時再送醫，
>
就一定可以轉危為安，否則，若是急著抬上救護車送醫，
> 經一路的顛跛震動恐怕還沒到醫院，他腦部微血管，
> 差不多已經都破裂了。萬一能夠吉人天相，保全老命，
> 能像孫院長，容得勉強行動，那得要靠祖上的庇蔭了。
> 放血救命法，是住在新竹的中醫師夏伯挺先生說的。
> 且是經自己親身實驗，敢說百分之百有效。
> ! ????大概是民國六十八年我在台中逢甲學院任教，
>
有天上午，我正在上課，一位老師跑到我的教室上氣不接下氣的說：
> 劉老師快來，主任中風了；
> 我立刻跑到三樓，看到陳幅添主任，
> 氣色不正，語意模糊，嘴也歪了，很明顯的是中風了。
>
立即請工讀生到校門外的西藥房，買來一支注射用的針頭，
> 就在陳主任十個手指頭上直刺。
> 等十個手指尖兒都見血了（豆粒似的一滴），
> 大約幾分鐘以後，陳主任的氣色就變過來! 了! ，
> 兩眼也有神了，只有? L還歪著，我就拉搓他的耳朵，
> 使之充血，等把耳朵拉紅，就在左右耳垂之處，
> 各刺兩針，待兩耳垂都流出兩滴血來，奇蹟就出現了，
>
大約不到三五分鐘，他的嘴形，恢復正常了，說話也清清楚楚了。
> 讓他靜坐一陣子，喝了一杯熱茶，才扶他下樓，
> 開車送到惠華醫院，打一罐點滴，休息了一夜，
> 第二天就出院回學校上課了。
> 一切照常工作，毫無後遺症。
> 反觀一般腦中風患者，
> 都是送醫院治療時，經過一路震盪血管急速破裂，
>
以致多數患者一病不起，所以腦中風，在死因排行榜上高居第二位，
> 其最幸運者，也僅能保住老命，而落得終身殘廢。
>
這是一個多麼可怕的病症。如果大家都能記住這（放血救命)的方法，
> 立刻施救，在短短時間它能起死回生，
> 而且保證百分之百的正常。
> 這個急救法，希望大家告訴大家。
> 那腦中風，在死因排行榜上，就可以除名了
Yes.. You must have noticed that this article is in a cryptic language.
This language is known to the world as Chinese. My relative over estimates my ability to read this cryptic language. Thankfully, there is such a thing as Yahoo! Babelfish Translator.
I would like to help someone if they have a stroke. With this powerful tool, I can now understand what to do.
Has contracted the stroke, brain's capillaries,
> The breakage slowly, will meet this situation, do not fluster,
> Regardless of the patient in is assorted the place (no matter is bathroom, bedroom or living room),
> May not move him.
> Because, if moves, will accelerate the capillaries the breakage? .
> Must therefore in-situ help up the patient to hold on to your hat first prevents to throw down again, by now only then started (bloodletting).!! !
> In the family like has specially the needle which uses for the injection, certainly is best,
> If does not have, takes the copper needle which the seam clothes uses,
> Perhaps the pin, with burns down to disinfect, > In patient's ten finger point son > (does not have fixed acupuncture point, approximately from fingernail one point place)
> Punctures, must puncture bleeds? (blood does not come out accidentally, available hand pushes),
> And so on ten fingers flow out the blood to come (each figure of drop), > About several minutes later, the patient nature will be sober!!
> If the mouth has been also crooked, pulls his ear? Chu A pulls red the ear,
> In two ear's earlobe's spot, each thorn two needles,
> Also various class two drop of blood, several minutes later, the mouth restored the original condition.
> And so on patient all restore the normal feeling does not have when the unusual form deliver the medicine again,
> Certainly may be out of danger, otherwise, if is lifting up the ambulance to deliver the medicine anxiously,
> Is lame the vibration perhaps after a group summit not to arrive at the hospital, his brain capillaries,
> Almost already burst. If can 夠 the heaven protects the good, preserve the short remaining life,
> Can look like Chair Sun, allows to move reluctantly, that must depend on the ancestor to shade.
> The bloodletting saves a life the law, lived in Hsinchu's traditional Chinese doctor Mr. Xia Boting says.
> Was precisely tests by oneself after oneself, dares to say effectively 100%.
> ! ???? Was probably in 1979 I meets the armor institute teacher in Taichung,
> Has a day of morning, I am attending class, a teacher ran up to my classroom out of breath saying:
> Mr./Mrs. Liu comes quickly, director stroke;
> I run up to three buildings immediately, sees Director Chen Futian,
> The facial expression is not positive, the meaning is fuzzy, the mouth has been also crooked, what is very obvious was the stroke.
> Invites self-supporting student's to school gate outside dispensary immediately, buys needle which an injection uses,
> In Director Chen on ten fingers straight thrust.
> And so on ten hand fingertip saw the blood (a drop which pisolite resembled),
> About several minutes later, Director Chen's facial expression changes! ! ,
> Two have been also bright, only then? L is being also crooked, I pull rub his ear,
> Causes it hyperemia, and so on to pull red the ear, place in about earlobe,
> Each thorn two needles, wait two earlobes both to flow out two drop of blood to come, the miracle appeared,
> Probably less than 35 minutes, his mouth shape, restored has been normal, the speech was also clear.
> Let his sitting in meditation period of time, has drunk cup of hot teas, only then holds him to go downstairs,
> Drives delivers favors the Chinese Hospital, has pot intravenous drip, has rested a night,
> The second day left the hospital the school to attend class.
> All work as usual, not in the least sequela.
> Reviews the general cerebral apoplexy patient,
> Is delivers when the hospital treats, passes through a group shake blood vessel rapidly to burst,
> So that the most patients fell ill, therefore cerebral apoplexy, in cause of death ranking Gao Ju second,
> Its misfortune, also can only preserve the short remaining life, but ends up to turn out lifelong disabled.
> This is a how fearful illness. If everybody can remember this (bloodletting saves a life) method,
> Rescues immediately, it can bring back to life in the short time,
> Moreover guarantees 100% normalcy.
> This first aid law, hoped that everybody tells everybody.
> That cerebral apoplexy, in the cause of death ranking, might remove a name......
Er.. OK.. Maybe not.
(There's also a hidden KSUN in this story. All those who know me personally, feel free to ask me about it if you see me around :D)
患了中風，腦部的微血管，
> 會慢慢的破裂，遇到這種情形，千萬別慌，
> 患者無論在什麼地方(不管是浴室、臥房或客廳），
> 千萬不可搬動他。
> 因為，如果移動，會加速微血管的破裂?。
>
所以要先原地把患者扶起坐穩以防止再摔倒，這時才開始（放血）。!
! !
> 家中如有專為注射用的針，當然最好，
> 如果沒有，就拿縫衣用的銅針，
> 或是大頭針，用火燒一下消毒，
> 就在患者的十個手指頭尖兒
> （沒有固定穴道，大約距離手指甲一分之處）
> 刺上去，要刺出血來?(萬一血不出來，可用手擠），
> 等十個手指頭都流出血來(每指一滴)，
> 大約幾分鐘之後，患者就會自然清醒!!
> 如果嘴也歪了，就拉他的耳? 楚A把耳朵拉紅，
> 在兩耳的耳垂兒的部位，各刺兩針，
> 也各流兩滴血，幾分鐘以後，嘴就恢復原狀了。
> 等患者一切恢復正常感覺沒有異狀時再送醫，
>
就一定可以轉危為安，否則，若是急著抬上救護車送醫，
> 經一路的顛跛震動恐怕還沒到醫院，他腦部微血管，
> 差不多已經都破裂了。萬一能夠吉人天相，保全老命，
> 能像孫院長，容得勉強行動，那得要靠祖上的庇蔭了。
> 放血救命法，是住在新竹的中醫師夏伯挺先生說的。
> 且是經自己親身實驗，敢說百分之百有效。
> ! ????大概是民國六十八年我在台中逢甲學院任教，
>
有天上午，我正在上課，一位老師跑到我的教室上氣不接下氣的說：
> 劉老師快來，主任中風了；
> 我立刻跑到三樓，看到陳幅添主任，
> 氣色不正，語意模糊，嘴也歪了，很明顯的是中風了。
>
立即請工讀生到校門外的西藥房，買來一支注射用的針頭，
> 就在陳主任十個手指頭上直刺。
> 等十個手指尖兒都見血了（豆粒似的一滴），
> 大約幾分鐘以後，陳主任的氣色就變過來! 了! ，
> 兩眼也有神了，只有? L還歪著，我就拉搓他的耳朵，
> 使之充血，等把耳朵拉紅，就在左右耳垂之處，
> 各刺兩針，待兩耳垂都流出兩滴血來，奇蹟就出現了，
>
大約不到三五分鐘，他的嘴形，恢復正常了，說話也清清楚楚了。
> 讓他靜坐一陣子，喝了一杯熱茶，才扶他下樓，
> 開車送到惠華醫院，打一罐點滴，休息了一夜，
> 第二天就出院回學校上課了。
> 一切照常工作，毫無後遺症。
> 反觀一般腦中風患者，
> 都是送醫院治療時，經過一路震盪血管急速破裂，
>
以致多數患者一病不起，所以腦中風，在死因排行榜上高居第二位，
> 其最幸運者，也僅能保住老命，而落得終身殘廢。
>
這是一個多麼可怕的病症。如果大家都能記住這（放血救命)的方法，
> 立刻施救，在短短時間它能起死回生，
> 而且保證百分之百的正常。
> 這個急救法，希望大家告訴大家。
> 那腦中風，在死因排行榜上，就可以除名了
Yes.. You must have noticed that this article is in a cryptic language.
This language is known to the world as Chinese. My relative over estimates my ability to read this cryptic language. Thankfully, there is such a thing as Yahoo! Babelfish Translator.
I would like to help someone if they have a stroke. With this powerful tool, I can now understand what to do.
Has contracted the stroke, brain's capillaries,
> The breakage slowly, will meet this situation, do not fluster,
> Regardless of the patient in is assorted the place (no matter is bathroom, bedroom or living room),
> May not move him.
> Because, if moves, will accelerate the capillaries the breakage? .
> Must therefore in-situ help up the patient to hold on to your hat first prevents to throw down again, by now only then started (bloodletting).!! !
> In the family like has specially the needle which uses for the injection, certainly is best,
> If does not have, takes the copper needle which the seam clothes uses,
> Perhaps the pin, with burns down to disinfect, > In patient's ten finger point son > (does not have fixed acupuncture point, approximately from fingernail one point place)
> Punctures, must puncture bleeds? (blood does not come out accidentally, available hand pushes),
> And so on ten fingers flow out the blood to come (each figure of drop), > About several minutes later, the patient nature will be sober!!
> If the mouth has been also crooked, pulls his ear? Chu A pulls red the ear,
> In two ear's earlobe's spot, each thorn two needles,
> Also various class two drop of blood, several minutes later, the mouth restored the original condition.
> And so on patient all restore the normal feeling does not have when the unusual form deliver the medicine again,
> Certainly may be out of danger, otherwise, if is lifting up the ambulance to deliver the medicine anxiously,
> Is lame the vibration perhaps after a group summit not to arrive at the hospital, his brain capillaries,
> Almost already burst. If can 夠 the heaven protects the good, preserve the short remaining life,
> Can look like Chair Sun, allows to move reluctantly, that must depend on the ancestor to shade.
> The bloodletting saves a life the law, lived in Hsinchu's traditional Chinese doctor Mr. Xia Boting says.
> Was precisely tests by oneself after oneself, dares to say effectively 100%.
> ! ???? Was probably in 1979 I meets the armor institute teacher in Taichung,
> Has a day of morning, I am attending class, a teacher ran up to my classroom out of breath saying:
> Mr./Mrs. Liu comes quickly, director stroke;
> I run up to three buildings immediately, sees Director Chen Futian,
> The facial expression is not positive, the meaning is fuzzy, the mouth has been also crooked, what is very obvious was the stroke.
> Invites self-supporting student's to school gate outside dispensary immediately, buys needle which an injection uses,
> In Director Chen on ten fingers straight thrust.
> And so on ten hand fingertip saw the blood (a drop which pisolite resembled),
> About several minutes later, Director Chen's facial expression changes! ! ,
> Two have been also bright, only then? L is being also crooked, I pull rub his ear,
> Causes it hyperemia, and so on to pull red the ear, place in about earlobe,
> Each thorn two needles, wait two earlobes both to flow out two drop of blood to come, the miracle appeared,
> Probably less than 35 minutes, his mouth shape, restored has been normal, the speech was also clear.
> Let his sitting in meditation period of time, has drunk cup of hot teas, only then holds him to go downstairs,
> Drives delivers favors the Chinese Hospital, has pot intravenous drip, has rested a night,
> The second day left the hospital the school to attend class.
> All work as usual, not in the least sequela.
> Reviews the general cerebral apoplexy patient,
> Is delivers when the hospital treats, passes through a group shake blood vessel rapidly to burst,
> So that the most patients fell ill, therefore cerebral apoplexy, in cause of death ranking Gao Ju second,
> Its misfortune, also can only preserve the short remaining life, but ends up to turn out lifelong disabled.
> This is a how fearful illness. If everybody can remember this (bloodletting saves a life) method,
> Rescues immediately, it can bring back to life in the short time,
> Moreover guarantees 100% normalcy.
> This first aid law, hoped that everybody tells everybody.
> That cerebral apoplexy, in the cause of death ranking, might remove a name......
Er.. OK.. Maybe not.
(There's also a hidden KSUN in this story. All those who know me personally, feel free to ask me about it if you see me around :D)
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
eh... no ki siao
Wow.. I really thought that it would not be difficult to find little KSUN moments on a daily basis. But surprisingly enough, 2 or 3 days have passed without a KSUN moment worth mentioning.
(I have plenty of KSUN moments on WoW, but only fellow players would understand it...)
Oh.. I should mention this slight update about the construction by my place. Shortly after doing that post, I got to see this documentary about other people have construction going on next to their living space. I must say I am actually VERY lucky. Some people have it literally RIGHT next to them. Wow. Super Combo Ki Siao-ness.
I just might go to Australia after all! For a graduation trip. Now I just need to find freeeeee lodging... :D
(I have plenty of KSUN moments on WoW, but only fellow players would understand it...)
Oh.. I should mention this slight update about the construction by my place. Shortly after doing that post, I got to see this documentary about other people have construction going on next to their living space. I must say I am actually VERY lucky. Some people have it literally RIGHT next to them. Wow. Super Combo Ki Siao-ness.
I just might go to Australia after all! For a graduation trip. Now I just need to find freeeeee lodging... :D
Monday, February 16, 2009
We all know someone who does this.... (my dad is one of them)
My friend's yayapapaya colleague kept showing off her wine knowledge by saying Mer-LOT Mer-LOT Mer-LOT LOT LOT, so she jitao buay tahan and told her is MER-LO. KSUN!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Yet another Other People Ki Siao Too!
I was telling a friend how I envy tour guides. But not Singaporean tour guides.
He then tells me a story about his mom's trip to Korea.
"like the other time my mom n some of my relatives went korea
when they were coming back, they are at the (korean) airport n looking for food
they asked the singaporean tour guide where the food court is, she say dunno
den after looking high n low for it they finally found it n found the tour guide eating there"
KSUN?
He then tells me a story about his mom's trip to Korea.
"like the other time my mom n some of my relatives went korea
when they were coming back, they are at the (korean) airport n looking for food
they asked the singaporean tour guide where the food court is, she say dunno
den after looking high n low for it they finally found it n found the tour guide eating there"
KSUN?
Other People Ki Siao Too!
A friend shares her Ki Siao day.. and its only 1:16pm!
I quote her msn.. thingie.. (what DO you call those things? that status thing)
"i could have gone from BERN to ST GALLENS today with the amt of time my bus trip took"
Apparently 3 other buses over took the bus that she was on, while it was on the expressway. The whole ride took 1.5 hours! Doesn't help that she woke up late in the first place.
All this to go to a class where even the Professor bores himself. This is apparent when he allegedly stops a class discussion to make a comment.
A comment on the weather.
"oh it started to rain!"
KSUN?
I quote her msn.. thingie.. (what DO you call those things? that status thing)
"i could have gone from BERN to ST GALLENS today with the amt of time my bus trip took"
Apparently 3 other buses over took the bus that she was on, while it was on the expressway. The whole ride took 1.5 hours! Doesn't help that she woke up late in the first place.
All this to go to a class where even the Professor bores himself. This is apparent when he allegedly stops a class discussion to make a comment.
A comment on the weather.
"oh it started to rain!"
KSUN?
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