Chinese Ki Siao

Hello everybody, I hope you are doing well. A relative of mine has forwarded this very helpful article to me. My relative says that it is handy to know this in case someone you know has a stroke. I shall share it with all of you now.

患了中風，腦部的微血管，
> 會慢慢的破裂，遇到這種情形，千萬別慌，
> 患者無論在什麼地方(不管是浴室、臥房或客廳），
> 千萬不可搬動他。
> 因為，如果移動，會加速微血管的破裂?。
>
所以要先原地把患者扶起坐穩以防止再摔倒，這時才開始（放血）。!
! !
> 家中如有專為注射用的針，當然最好，
> 如果沒有，就拿縫衣用的銅針，
> 或是大頭針，用火燒一下消毒，
> 就在患者的十個手指頭尖兒
> （沒有固定穴道，大約距離手指甲一分之處）
> 刺上去，要刺出血來?(萬一血不出來，可用手擠），
> 等十個手指頭都流出血來(每指一滴)，
> 大約幾分鐘之後，患者就會自然清醒!!
> 如果嘴也歪了，就拉他的耳? 楚A把耳朵拉紅，
> 在兩耳的耳垂兒的部位，各刺兩針，
> 也各流兩滴血，幾分鐘以後，嘴就恢復原狀了。
> 等患者一切恢復正常感覺沒有異狀時再送醫，
>
就一定可以轉危為安，否則，若是急著抬上救護車送醫，
> 經一路的顛跛震動恐怕還沒到醫院，他腦部微血管，
> 差不多已經都破裂了。萬一能夠吉人天相，保全老命，
> 能像孫院長，容得勉強行動，那得要靠祖上的庇蔭了。
> 放血救命法，是住在新竹的中醫師夏伯挺先生說的。
> 且是經自己親身實驗，敢說百分之百有效。
> ! ????大概是民國六十八年我在台中逢甲學院任教，
>
有天上午，我正在上課，一位老師跑到我的教室上氣不接下氣的說：
> 劉老師快來，主任中風了；
> 我立刻跑到三樓，看到陳幅添主任，
> 氣色不正，語意模糊，嘴也歪了，很明顯的是中風了。
>
立即請工讀生到校門外的西藥房，買來一支注射用的針頭，
> 就在陳主任十個手指頭上直刺。
> 等十個手指尖兒都見血了（豆粒似的一滴），
> 大約幾分鐘以後，陳主任的氣色就變過來! 了! ，
> 兩眼也有神了，只有? L還歪著，我就拉搓他的耳朵，
> 使之充血，等把耳朵拉紅，就在左右耳垂之處，
> 各刺兩針，待兩耳垂都流出兩滴血來，奇蹟就出現了，
>
大約不到三五分鐘，他的嘴形，恢復正常了，說話也清清楚楚了。
> 讓他靜坐一陣子，喝了一杯熱茶，才扶他下樓，
> 開車送到惠華醫院，打一罐點滴，休息了一夜，
> 第二天就出院回學校上課了。
> 一切照常工作，毫無後遺症。
> 反觀一般腦中風患者，
> 都是送醫院治療時，經過一路震盪血管急速破裂，
>
以致多數患者一病不起，所以腦中風，在死因排行榜上高居第二位，
> 其最幸運者，也僅能保住老命，而落得終身殘廢。
>
這是一個多麼可怕的病症。如果大家都能記住這（放血救命)的方法，
> 立刻施救，在短短時間它能起死回生，
> 而且保證百分之百的正常。
> 這個急救法，希望大家告訴大家。
> 那腦中風，在死因排行榜上，就可以除名了

Yes.. You must have noticed that this article is in a cryptic language.

This language is known to the world as Chinese. My relative over estimates my ability to read this cryptic language. Thankfully, there is such a thing as Yahoo! Babelfish Translator.

I would like to help someone if they have a stroke. With this powerful tool, I can now understand what to do.

Has contracted the stroke, brain's capillaries,
> The breakage slowly, will meet this situation, do not fluster,
> Regardless of the patient in is assorted the place (no matter is bathroom, bedroom or living room),
> May not move him.
> Because, if moves, will accelerate the capillaries the breakage? .
> Must therefore in-situ help up the patient to hold on to your hat first prevents to throw down again, by now only then started (bloodletting).!! !
> In the family like has specially the needle which uses for the injection, certainly is best,
> If does not have, takes the copper needle which the seam clothes uses,
> Perhaps the pin, with burns down to disinfect, > In patient's ten finger point son > (does not have fixed acupuncture point, approximately from fingernail one point place)
> Punctures, must puncture bleeds? (blood does not come out accidentally, available hand pushes),
> And so on ten fingers flow out the blood to come (each figure of drop), > About several minutes later, the patient nature will be sober!!
> If the mouth has been also crooked, pulls his ear? Chu A pulls red the ear,
> In two ear's earlobe's spot, each thorn two needles,
> Also various class two drop of blood, several minutes later, the mouth restored the original condition.
> And so on patient all restore the normal feeling does not have when the unusual form deliver the medicine again,
> Certainly may be out of danger, otherwise, if is lifting up the ambulance to deliver the medicine anxiously,
> Is lame the vibration perhaps after a group summit not to arrive at the hospital, his brain capillaries,
> Almost already burst. If can 夠 the heaven protects the good, preserve the short remaining life,
> Can look like Chair Sun, allows to move reluctantly, that must depend on the ancestor to shade.
> The bloodletting saves a life the law, lived in Hsinchu's traditional Chinese doctor Mr. Xia Boting says.
> Was precisely tests by oneself after oneself, dares to say effectively 100%.
> ! ???? Was probably in 1979 I meets the armor institute teacher in Taichung,
> Has a day of morning, I am attending class, a teacher ran up to my classroom out of breath saying:
> Mr./Mrs. Liu comes quickly, director stroke;
> I run up to three buildings immediately, sees Director Chen Futian,
> The facial expression is not positive, the meaning is fuzzy, the mouth has been also crooked, what is very obvious was the stroke.
> Invites self-supporting student's to school gate outside dispensary immediately, buys needle which an injection uses,
> In Director Chen on ten fingers straight thrust.
> And so on ten hand fingertip saw the blood (a drop which pisolite resembled),
> About several minutes later, Director Chen's facial expression changes! ! ,
> Two have been also bright, only then? L is being also crooked, I pull rub his ear,
> Causes it hyperemia, and so on to pull red the ear, place in about earlobe,
> Each thorn two needles, wait two earlobes both to flow out two drop of blood to come, the miracle appeared,
> Probably less than 35 minutes, his mouth shape, restored has been normal, the speech was also clear.
> Let his sitting in meditation period of time, has drunk cup of hot teas, only then holds him to go downstairs,
> Drives delivers favors the Chinese Hospital, has pot intravenous drip, has rested a night,
> The second day left the hospital the school to attend class.
> All work as usual, not in the least sequela.
> Reviews the general cerebral apoplexy patient,
> Is delivers when the hospital treats, passes through a group shake blood vessel rapidly to burst,
> So that the most patients fell ill, therefore cerebral apoplexy, in cause of death ranking Gao Ju second,
> Its misfortune, also can only preserve the short remaining life, but ends up to turn out lifelong disabled.
> This is a how fearful illness. If everybody can remember this (bloodletting saves a life) method,
> Rescues immediately, it can bring back to life in the short time,
> Moreover guarantees 100% normalcy.
> This first aid law, hoped that everybody tells everybody.
> That cerebral apoplexy, in the cause of death ranking, might remove a name......

Er.. OK.. Maybe not.

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